Kwakers Kranky Korner

With all this shit on t.v. (...Not Guilty my ass) , let alone on the news Comedy is a nice refuge.
It can speak politics, religion, race and sex and still be laugh your ass off funny.

Some of my personal favorites are:
Brett Butler , Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Dennis Miller, Bill "Chronic" Maher, Jim Breuer
and George Carlin just to name a few.


It's a shame when they die early....such as Mitch Hedberg.
He was one of a kind.

So I don't post in a prolific manner....

Another typical PNW day weather wise....wait..it'll change in a minute...

Speaking of change....I wish those damn 'parent' orgs would get a life
and WATCH THEIR OWN DAMN KIDS rather than censoring everyone else's tv,
music and reading material (or at least trying to.)
I should be able to watch whatever the fuck I wanna watch after 9 P.M.
on T.V. on Cable especially.
If you don't approve of what's on tv or what your kids are watching,
then why the fuck aren't YOU being a damn parent and parenting?
Did that concept as well as personal fucking responsiblity die off with
the damn Dodo?
Ya'll need to stop trying to push your agendas and morals on others.
If you don't like what's on, turn the motherfucking channel!
If you're inbred-bucktoothed-honor-student-inner
city-country-assed-gangsta rapping -yodeling child is listening/watching
shit you don't approve of-YOU, not me, not Bill Maher, Not Bill
O'Reilly, But YOU, do something about it.

The world and /or media is not your personal fucking Nanny911.
Also, learn to use a V-Chip, they're in most sets today and on the Net,
they've shit as well to prevent your non-supervised little nad gems from
seeing a set of fake tits or whatever else offends you.

If you're worried about pedophiles, then start protesting NAMBLA and
other sick-assed creeps like that (and if you disagree with my opinions
on them, then don't fucking read my blog.)

Stop bitching about tv ads showing paris hilton (though IMHO she's a
skank) sudsing up a car..and go after those that truly put your kids in
harms way...starting with yourself first, 'cause afterall, if your
kids are seeing shit and doing shit that you don't approve of...what the
fuck are you doing while they're doing it??

T.V. Ads....
To the folks at Burger King: Your ads featuring "The King" are getting
Real old, fast. Not to mention the more I see of them the less I want to
buy your food...That King is fucking creepy and Not that I buy your crap
anyway, but..Oh and Jack In the Box...enough already with the Ciabatta
Spelling Bee ad...I love yer food, but damnit, change the fucking ad
already!

There is crap on tv...
Like that new Lisa Kudrow show on HBO...Comedy my ass..and REAL Fucking
Boring...I've had more fun watching road crews shovel road kill..
Hell, watching Oprah would almost be more entertaining...But I can't
stand her either, she annoys me.

Family Guy, now that show is Funny..as is American Dad....and I can't
forget Robot Chicken...That show kicks ass. Of course alot of the shows
on Adult Swin kick ass, though That Tom and The Mayor show (ya know
which one I mean, and if ya don't you're outta the loop, anyhow) that
one is even a bit too strange for me...and that's saying something.

Till next time...

Wipe the pee off the seat and flush the floaters:)